Whhhhhiiite Laaaaaaiiiinnns.

Visions, Dreams of passion.

Canny Fuckin Whack It.

Er it is.

Its yer Donation form for the mobile adventure course, as you know. This year the objective is to impale your torso on a giant peace sign, as you can see.

I wish instruction manuals for realy important things had diagrams like that, like 'what to do in case of an emergancy' manuals on planes. That would make me feel so safe.

The bible.

Right off the mark its a load of shite. In the beginning he supposedly made everything and humans and animals. The unverse is estimated to be between 13,500,000,000 and 14,000,000,000 years old, the earth: 4,500,000,000 years old, if my maths is good , and it fuckin is, that means he sat about and done fuckall for around 9,500,000,000 years, THEN, fuckin wait till you hear this, THEN, after having 9,500,000,000 years to design the fuckers, he puts fuckin HUMANS on his wee planet. He has 9.5 billion years to design us , and he couldnt even make the first one naw eat an apple , what a fucking idiot. And if we are not perfect we go to this bad place where the bad man batters fuck out of us for all eternity, but he designed us? so surely its his fault that he didnt make a good job and we'r all bad bastards , no? And to think fuckin billions of people believe this and live thier lives by it ,and have fucking wars and kill millions of people over it. Waste of time.

Comments.

I never comment on bebo cause i find it pointless. It takes too long for a start, and anyone I would comment is already on msn , so its just a long way of saying something to them, its almost like people just do it so , again, so other people can read it and go , ohhh wonder what they're talking about. Know?

Bread thing

I forgot to say about the toaster thing, i turned it half way and it went all black and i couldnt be bothered anymore and it all went to shit.Conclusion: toasters are pish.

Moany.

I know i am, shutit.

Feathers and inside jokes.

Duck ones, not yer dad. Why are they in pillows? who thought of that ? i can think of loads of other softer stuff that feathers, cause they have that spikey bit, and one came through my pillow last night an chibbed is, thats what made me think it. Anyone know?

How gay are inside jokes on websites, like when you go on bebo or whatever and theres loads of inside jokes. Like a big list of stupid things you dont want to read but fucking do anyway and some of them stick in your head and you dont have a clue what they mean , but you want to know , and if you ask they'll say "Aw its a long story" but its actually not , they're just being pricks. Its like "Im having a laugh and im cool and you dont know what im talking about".
Just get tae fuck right.
I hate people in general.

I hope it snows soon, i want to snowboard again.

Psychic bastard & burnt breed.

I had de ja vu , or however the fuck thats spelled, today. Like the really full on kind were you think you know whats gonna happen next , so i said i bet Jamie Stables walks through that door, and what happens , J to the izzle swaggers round the corner. Was fuckin epic, i meant it too, im fuckin jesus , teln yeez.

Pointless shit I notice: Why the fuck does my toaster have a setting on it thats like 10 , when if you put it to 2 and leave it in the full time it burns it, what the fucks the point in 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 if 2's already too much. See tomorrow morning im gonna try 3 , and the next day ill try 4 and so on , tell you what happens. I'm hoping it makes toast really quick, so by next week i can put it to 10 then i can make toast in like 1.34 seconds, that will be fucking great.

Got one more, this wans good. How much of a prick would you be if you made cup a soup in a bowl? Actually.?

Aye , eh...

Oh aye, go on it or i'll do the scanners head splode to you:

http://kdlthought.blogspot.com/

America

Thats them got their first black president, everytime I see him on tv speaking im going to be in anticipation of his head exploding like fuck and everyone screaming and shit like this :


America's far too racist to have a black president. He even has 3 names , like all the other assasinated presidents of America, and his middle ones fuckin Hussain! No chance. Teln yeh.

Oh aye, i was thinking about Haloween and all that shite and i ended up thinking about Easter. Were the fuck does the easter bunny come from? i can see the eggs symbolise the stone from jesus grave or whatever , usual religious pish, but then i thought rabbits dont even lay fuckin eggs ? so were did he come from. Hes a prick anyway , i got one of those big bars of dairy milk last year and a tenner, thats not even an egg. Obama should ban the easter bunny and have him shot. Wank.

That's what she said.

I was talking about this today, i fuckin hate it when people say , "Thats what she said" when you say something like "This is hard". Its the most unfunny , uninventive, shite patter. You can say it after anything ; "Im not really fond of marshmallows" , "Thats what she said". Utter shite. You dont even make any part of it up , cause its the same line everytime. On another note , America might have a black president tomorrow, that would be cool, lets see what the possible vice president has to say : http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mLiYoxtZbpo


Who's gonna be the first fat riot to write "Thats what she said" in the comments?.Prick.